Welcome, weary worker, to Monday Mandates: Monday Mood Melodies. Here, we've curated a list of songs guaranteed to make you forget your existential dread and trudge into the void that is your workweek.
**Featured Melody:** "Another Day, Another Dollar, Another Meeting to Endure" by The Corporate Blues Band
**Recommended Playlists:**
Mandate 1: The Monday Blues
Mandate 2: The Morning Madness Mix
Mandate 3: The Afternoon Ache
**Disclaimer:** Our songs are not actually copyrighted, but they probably should be. Don't go thinking you can just use them for your company's team-building retreat or whatever.